Devon James to Joslyn James: U Should B Scared!

Tiger Woods' rampant cheating on Elin Nordegren was a very sad story in terms of his family breaking up, and the tarnishing of one of sports' most beloved icons.
But it's been pretty entertaining in other ways.
Two of his skanky mistresses are now going to the police and complaining of death threats ... against each other. Ah, the lives of Devon James and Joslyn James.

Yes, Tiges cheated on Elin with Devon (left) and Joslyn James.

Joslyn went to the LAPD Tuesday and filed a report, claiming Devon, who infamously attempted to fake a love child and Tiger Woods sex tape, threatened her life.
Devon emailed James, via her manager, this: "Trust me I will swear to u kill over this. Oh yeah wait to u c wat ur prize has comming! Joslyn u should b scared."
The feud stems from a Tiger porn spoof starring both. Joslyn says Dev stole money from her on set. Her parting shot: "No wonder Tiger dummmppped her ass."
"God if u saw her face when the cameraman said how f*ing hot I looked," Devon says, adding this poignant gem: "And I quote 'Devons made the money shot.'"
That'll show Joslyn. The LAPD is investigating.

Tim Gunn: Lady Gaga Fashion is ... Not Fashion

Whether he's opening up about his own suicidal tendencies as a teen or unloading on that b!tch Taylor Momsen, Tim Gunn certainly does not hold back.
Not surprisingly, he has outspoken views on the topic he's best known for. Fashion. A subject he doesn't feel should be discussed regarding one star.
On Lady Gaga, Gunn said, "Who would want to emulate that? It's not even fashion. Those are costumes." No props for Lady Gaga's meat dress at all?

GRILLED: Tim won't treat the Lady tenderly.

Certain celebs do win his approval, however. Tim, like us, is shocked Kate Gosselin is hot now: "I'm mystified. She's gone from being a soccer mom to being a cougar."
As far as his favorite young celebrity fashion icon, it's a no-brainer. Gossip Girl star Blake Lively earns that distinction: "She just understands clothes," Gunn says.
Even if she wears so few of them on TV.

Britney Spears Can’t Hide The Good Stuff

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Jasmine Waltz: Aghast Over David Arquette BlabbingJasmine Waltz: Aghast Over David Arquette Blabbing

A friend says Jasmine Waltz is upset that the world now knows she slept with David Arquette.
Can you blame her?

How the heck did David Arquette land Jasmine Waltz?!?

A few hours after the actor called Howard Stern and publicly blabbed about the basis for his separation from Courteney Cox, a rant that including an admission to having slept with Waltz one or two times, a pal of this serial dater told Radar Online:
"Jasmine was just shocked when she heard David had gone on Howard Stern and told what she considered to be private details of their relationship. She had no idea he would sleep with her and tell everyone."
Saying her friend had "zero interest" in her and Arquette's tryst getting out, the source added:
"She knew she had done nothing wrong because... according David, he and Courteney were already separated at the time of their relationship."
Waltz is a 28-year old bartender best known for clocking Lindsay Lohan in the face during a night out a few months ago. But she also makes Rachel Uchitel look like an attention-hating prude. Aside from this actor, Jasmine has dated Ryan Seacrest, Jesse McCartney and Doug Reinhardt.

Minka Kelly is the Sexiest Woman Alive

It's not enough that Minka Kelly gets to go to bed alongside Derek Jeter every night.
The former Friday Night Lights star also has to look like this:

Based on this photo, is it any wonder why Kelly was named the Sexiest Woman in the World by Esquire? She deserves spots one through five, if you ask us.

"I'm so excited to be a woman," said the actress, who recently turned 30. "I'm confident in my skin, and I'm cool with my flaws and all that stuff."

Flaws?!? Check out the following pictures, and watch this video, and try to pick out a single flaw on Minka...

Randy Jackson on Parents' Interview: O, Hell No!

Randy Jackson, the late Michael Jackson's brother, is seriously pissed about his parents' interview with Oprah. Why? Because he says O had it out for MJ.
After Joe and Katherine Jackson invited Oprah Winfrey out to the Jacksons' family compound in Encino, Calif., for an interview, Randy Tweeted his disapproval.
RJ thinks Oprah tried to put his brother in jail and that she tried to blatantly use her influence to poison the jury in the Michael Jackson molestation trial.

Michael and Randy Jackson were always close.

Randy recalls Oprah doing a show about pedophilia during jury deliberations for his brother's famous molestation case, and, as he puts it, "That was no coincidence."

Randy says O "is the last person on earth [Michael] would want around his children" and had no idea the interview, which he calls a bad mistake, was going on.

If true, he makes a valid point. The air date for the interview is not yet known, but we have a hunch at least one family member won't be glued to the TV set.

Bar Refaeli in Lingerie: Pretty!

Someone must have told Bar Refaeli that Esquire thinks Minka Kelly is the Sexiest Woman Alive.
Why? Because the model has come out firing on all gorgeous cylinders in a new campaign for Passionata’s Autumn/Winter 2010 collection.
In the following pictorial, the 24-year-old Israeli model - who became the face and body of this European lingerie brand in November - sends a clear message to Minka and other beauties out there: Your move...

Report: Lindsay Lohan Tries, Fails to Break Out of Rehab to Grab a Soda

Whether this is true or not, we have no idea, but it was reported by Perez and Radar, and is too good not to pass along. Sometimes a girl just needs her Coke fix!
Sources say Lindsay Lohan attempted to break out of the Betty Ford Center, where her troubled a$$ is seeking treatment for drug abuse, and escape into the wild.
All in the name of a good, old-fashioned caffeinated soft drink.

FIEND: An addict will go to great lengths. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The alleged actress and an accomplice supposedly hoped to hit up a soda machine at a nearby medical center, but the diabolical plan was foiled ... why, you ask?
The friend's clothing got caught on the fence and they couldn't move. That's either the funniest celebrity news item in awhile, or really creative BS by Radar.
Hey, what's that on the fence? Oh, it's just Lindsay Lohan!
A source explains: "Lindsay and her co-conspirator were forced to give it up and flag down a volunteer, who was crossing the center's grounds on a golf cart."
"The pair was safely returned, decaffeinated, to their hall, where they were the center of a process meeting over what they had just done, or tried to do."
LOL. That makes for some classic imagery. A lot more fun to picture than her in counseling meetings blaming Michael Lohan for her issues, true as that is.
Wonder if this will impact her bid to get off probation.

Perez Hilton Pledges to Be Nice

Might we be seeing a new side to Perez Hilton?
Following a rash of recent suicides by gay men, most notably that of Rutgers University freshman Tyler Clementi, the blogger has been posing anti-bullying messages on his website. For example, check out Kim Kardashian's message HERE.

"Over the last two weeks I have been doing everything I can to bring awareness to the teen suicides and gay bullying," Hilton tells Ellen DeGeneres on an episode of that host's talk show that airs today. "In doing so, a lot of people have called me a hypocrite and a bully myself and a big one... From now on I really want to be part of the solution and not part of the problem."
Meaning what, exactly?
Perez didn't get specific, but he would need to overhaul his entire blogging style in order to make a change toward the positive.
This is a man notorious for drawing penises on photos, referring to stars by insulting nicknames (e.g. "Maniston"), trying to out other gays (he forced Neil Patrick Harris out of the closet in 2006 by asking men to report intimate stories about the actor to him) and posting inappropriate pics of underage celebs (see flap, Miley Cyrus).
Is he capable of such adjustments? Can Perez Hilton - gasp! - be nice? Watch this message from Hilton on the topic and check out his segment with Ellen below:

Tiger Woods Sex Tape: Faked By Devon James!

We've gotta give Devon James credit for going all in at least.
With her efforts to con Tiger Woods into paying support for a love child that isn't his, she established her place as the most shameless of his mistresses.
Her latest scam - alleging she has a Tiger Woods sex tape, then seeking a Tiger look-alike to star in one and bolster the lie - has lowered the bar again.

As Tiger Woods can attest, Devon James is one classy babe.

Alas, Devon's been foiled again, as the Tiger Woods sex tape is a "scam" according to the ex-manager of the hooker who claims to have sold the rights.
Devon James even tried to find a doppelganger of the disgraced golfer to star in a fake tape, which she's promoting on tigertapexxx [dot] com. Really.
The site, featuring a photo of Dev, promises to release the full 62-minute Tiger sex tape shortly and says she will begin accepting orders on October 15.
Sounds enticing, except that it doesn't even exist.
According to Gina Rodriguez, a former porn star turned manager of James, Devon's declaration that the tape was "gonna be the bomb" is a total lie.
"It can't be - because the tape does not exist," Rodriguez said. "This is a scam and I would advise anyone thinking of buying it to not send money for pre order, because the tape does not exist and if they have a tape, it's NOT Tiger."
Nor is it Tiger Woods Cigar Guy. Although that would be classic.
Devon's husband, Nick James, has claimed the 62-minute video clearly shows Tiger Woods in 37 minutes worth of compromising positions. What's going on in the other 25 then? He didn't say, but they claim it was filmed two years ago.
"You can see him clearly," Nick said. "He's pretty dirty."
The only dirty thing is James' lie, Rodriguez says, adding that "Everything Devon has said and done has been a lie ... Nick knew Tiger was not in any video so he said, 'We should find a Tiger look a like and make a tape, no one will know.'
Click here for the full account of James' latest scheme ...

Rachel Zoe: Pregnant!

For the first time ever, Rachel Zoe will no longer be a size 00.
We're saying she's pregnant! “It’s very hush-hush,” a source says of the fashion maven, who's expecting with her husband of 12 years, Rodger Berman.
“Rachel’s telling people she can’t travel,” notes the insider.

Congratulations to Rachel Zoe and Rodger Berman!

A witness says that at the Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic event in L.A.’s Pacific Palisades last weekend, Zoe only imbibed water with lemon, while Berman had champagne.
Sounds like a done deal to us. Moreover, the news even brought out well-wishes from her former costar, Brad Goreski, though it’s been reported they’re feuding.
“We’re still close,” he says. “I hope to be in the delivery room!”

Chilean Miners Rescued, Celebs Tweet Reactions

As we type this, rescue efforts are underway in Chile for the dozens of minders that have been trapped more than 2,000 feet underground for over two and a half months.
It's an incredible, moving story, one not lost on a handful of celebrities,  all of whom Tweeted their celebratory thoughts and prayers today...

Kim Kardashian: Wow seriously in tears watching this Chilean miners getting released on CNN! What a tough struggle they made it through!!!
Justin Bieber: Kust found out the miners of chile are being rescued!!! happy for the families being brought back together. miracles do happen.
Ryan Seacrest: If ur just waking up, 12 miners have been rescued in Chile, 21 to go. AMAZING work from all involved!
Missy Elliott: The Chileans Miners will be a Testimony of how Real God is! Such a Blessing to see them healthy and n Great Spirits!
Derek Hough: Bless those miners…Pray pray pray…!!!!
Joel McHale: In Japan this whole mine rescue thing is known as a “Game Show".
Carrie Ann Inaba: SO HAPPY about the rescue efforts going on for the Chilean miners. God bless them all and those who are helping them get home! AMEN!!!
We welcome similar reactions and comments from THG readers on this amazing story.

The Situation: Feelings Hurt By DWTS Elimination

After his elimination from Dancing With the Stars last night, The Situation's emotional situation is a little out of whack. The Jersey Shore star's feelings (yes, he actually has them) are hurt, and he's "upset," his pro partner Karina Smirnoff says.
Sitch, who stormed off the set Monday after receiving harsh remarks from the judges for his tango, put on a good front as he was given the boot. But it hurts.

AWW: Who knew Sitch was such a softie?

"He put a lot on the line doing that dance, but it is what it is," said Karina, adding that she thought the judges would appreciate the tough lifts the pair did.
For his part, The Situation (a.k.a. Mike Sorrentino) thinks that the judges "were trying to make a statement ... kinda like the first day of class when you see the most popular kid in class and wanna make an example of them."
Whatever helps you sleep at night, Mike.
Best effort or not, Smirnoff admits that Siturina's exit was "very predictable... the scores were quite low, and the remarks weren't that encouraging either."
"I had so much fun on this season. I think his time was cut a little short, I think he had a few weeks in him, but we're going to take it with a grain of salt."
Might we see the couple reunite ... on the Jersey Shore?
"I could be the drill sargeant that comes in and puts everyone in check," Smirnoff joked. "Or I can do GTD! I'll get everyone to do gym, tan and dance!"
At least she's in good spirits. Who are you rooting for now?

Director Compares to Kristen Stewart to a "Herd of Cats"

Kristen Stewart is like a herd of cats... but in a good way!
So says Jake Scott, the director of Welcome to the Rileys, an upcoming drama in which the Twilight Saga star portrays a downtrodden stripper. Asked about working with the actress by E! News, Scott replied:
"She's very vulpine - very wolfish - and wily, kind of twitchy. Directing her is kind of like wrangling a herd of cats."

Bella who?!? Kristen Stewart expands her resume in Welcome to the Rileys.

It sounds like the director means this in a complimentary manner, though, as he continued:

"[Kristen]'s been playing this same character in - what? - two or three movies now, and that frustrates her. She wants to be taken seriously as an actress... she's very proud of her work in this movie."

The film centers around a couple, played by James Gandolfini and Melissa Leo, who has lost their daughter. In an attempt to recover from this pain, Gandolfini's character befriends Stewart's Mallory and attempts to turn her life around.

Watch the flick's trailer NOW and sound off: Will you go see it?

Playing All the Holes: Tiger Woods Sex Tape Exists, Will Be Released, Devon James Totally Swears

Devon James insists she is in possession of a Tiger Woods sex tape. We don't believe her at all, but you gotta give her credit for the effort put into these lies.
Like George driving all the way to his fake house in the Hamptons hoping his in-laws would blink first (some classic Seinfeld quotes), there's no stopping her.
Producer/husband Nick James says Devon and Tiger's sex video will be available Friday, with the XXX release moving forward “no matter what.”

Devon James is relentless with her tall Tiger tales.

“I was told there was a bid by his lawyers to buy the tape but so far no deal has been struck and I don’t think it will be either,” Nick told Radar Online.
The couple's website, TigerTapeXXX (dot) com, promises "Tiger Woods playing all the holes" of his former girl and says pre-orders will begin Oct. 15.
NOTE: There is no proof the Tiger Woods sex tape actually exists.
We need not remind you that porn star Devon also alleged that Tiger Woods is the father of her 9-year-old son Austin, which turned out to be bogus.
There are also reports circulating that she and Nick James filmed the alleged Tiger tape only recently, going so far as to recruit a Tiger look-alike star.
Devon’s former manager, Gina Rodriguez, does not believe that the tape exists, saying James wanted to "find a Tiger look a like and make a tape."
"I told them that I would have no part of a fake tape," Rodriguez said.
There's also this problem. Tiger’s lawyers secured a court order barring British publications from printing naked pictures or videos of the golf great.
While not an "admission that any such photographs exist," the ruling certainly would guarantee a huge ass lawsuit if someone pulled a stunt like this.
Still, Dev, who allegedly threatened the life of co-mistress Joslyn James, boasts online, “Come watch Devon f*ck and s*ck and why Tiger WOULD too!"
That makes zero sense, but we admire the spirit of this whole charade.

Juliette Lewis Speaks on "Violent" Car Crash

Juliette Lewis recently and barely escaped peril in a car accident. Here, the Conviction star recounts some of that terrible, but ultimately fortunate experience.
"I was two blocks from my house when the car hit my side, the passenger door," the actress told People. "The good news is I was feeling sleepy and leaning in."
"So, that saved me from more brutal injuries."

"I didn't actually smash my head. I just got jerked violently."
Lewis said emergency responders encouraged her to seek treatment: "The paramedic said to me, 'Juliette, you don't understand ... We don't normally see people walk away from a crash that bad … You need to go to the hospital.' He had to convince me."
Asked if the experience was terrifying, she replied: "I can't even go into it, it's so sad. I'm still all shaken up. It's one of those things that reminds you to focus on the little things, the good things. Right afterward, I got together with my friends and family."
The actress is now doing physical therapy for whiplash, and reflecting on lessons learned from a close call. "Live in the here and now, live in the journey," she said.
"All of that good stuff."

Did Glee Cross the Line?

Last week, the Parents' Television Council came down on Glee for implying that Britney Spears was any kind of role model.
We wonder if the group will have anything to say about this: on last night's episode of the Fox hit, a scene featured high school cheerleaders Brittany and Santana talking, smooching in bed... and referencing their experience with "scissoring!"

Glee is all about self-expression. But does it ever go too far?

Considering the hour at which the show airs, along with its popularity among teens, it's shocking this reference made it past network censors.

If you aren't familiar with the term, consider female genitalia, think about ways in which women might pleasure one another and use your imagination.

Then, check out the scene in question below and sound off on whether you think it was appropriate to include:

Jennifer Grey: A "Dancing" Resurgence Continues

Sure, Brandy and Audrina Patridge can move. But Jennifer Grey proved Monday that she's still the woman to beat on Dancing With the Stars this season.
More or less out of the spotlight for more than 20 years, that's quite a feat for a woman at the half-century mark. Her age has posed some issues, too.
"Before the show, I thought, Oh, I should get some Botox, get rid of the wrinkles under my eyes," Grey admitted in an interview with Us Weekly.

Can anyone stop Jennifer and Derek Hough on Dancing With the Stars?

"When you put a lot of makeup, the lines become very apparent," she adds, but credits her husband of nine years, Clark Gregg, for talking her out of it.
Clark told her "not to touch anything, to be who I am, because I look great."
"Aging is inevitable and the idea that we can all be eternally youthful is the pitfall of our society," says Jennifer Grey, the mother of a daughter, Stella, 8.
"When my body and face were perfect as far as youth, I wasn't happy. If you try to hold on to something you don't have, you can't [live] in the moment."

David Arquette on Howard Stern Phone Call: My Bad!

Note to David Arquette: when your wife asks for a legal separation because she's sick of playing mother to an immature fool, there are many ways to win her back.
Calling a nationally syndicated talk show and ranting about your lack of a sex life with her is not one of them.

But that's exactly what the actor did yesterday morning, just a day after his split with Courteney Cox went public. Now, Arquette says he went too far with the details revealed in the call.
"I went on Howard Stern yesterday to provide clarity and honesty about what I'm experiencing, but while doing that I shared too much," he said. "It's alright for me to be honest about my own feelings, but in retrospect some of the information I provided involved others and for that I am sorry and humbled."
Arquette also admitted to sleeping with bartender Jasmine Waltz, a fact that celebrity fling machine isn't happy to have in the open.
"Thank you all for your love and support at this time," the actor Tweeted. "I'm trying figuring out how to be the best person I can be. But it's been a process of trial and error... life is a process of spiritual evolution. I'm sure Courteney and myself will emerge from this painful time better people for what we've learned."
Or at least more famous. When was the last time David Arquette received this much attention?!?

New Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Posters: Unveiled!

On November 19, the hunt begins.
Who can Harry Potter and friends trust starting on that date? No one.
So teases the new quartet of posters for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows released this week. Watch the official trailer for the first part of the final franchise chapter HERE and then click on the following images to enlarge each one and get excited: it's almost time to take down Voldemort!

Which Harry Potter poster is your favorite?

Fake Nanny: Angelina Jolie Lets Maddox Swear, Drive Cars, Drink Wine

Angelina Jolie may want to rethink her hiring policies.
If we had a nickel for every WORLD EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW obtained by In Touch and its ilk featuring one of her ex-employees ... we'd have like 75 cents.
Still, that's like 15 times, which is probably not even that big an exaggeration at this point. How many times have you seen almost this exact tabloid cover:

According to Ange's latest made-up nanny, she sucks as a mom!

If nothing else, they came up with funny lies this time at least. Notably that Angelina lets son Maddox drive the car and drink wine. Hopefully not at the same time.

Not quite as creative as Brad nailing a Jen look-alike, but not shabby, In Touch. We know you can build on this and do better. Show us what you've got next week.

Maybe Shiloh can disown Angelina? Or the twins can accuse her of abuse? We do not put it past them. These stories make Amber Portwood look downright sane.

Rachel Uchitel: Domestic Violence Victim?

We hadn't heard from Rachel Uchitel until this  strange story surfaced. Maybe she's jealous of Jasmine Waltz ascending to professional mistress status?
According to reports, Uchitel is claiming that a high-profile ex-lover beat her up while the couple was on a romantic holiday in Bora Bora in May 2009.
No, not Tiger Woods or Bones star David Boreanaz. Most likely.

Rachel Uchitel is back in the news ... for reasons sort of unknown.

The mistress who sparked the Tiger car crash told a friend, "We were on vacation when he flew into a jealous rage, hit me and tried to strangle me."
Whoever he is "locked her in their bungalow for two days without clothes or a way to get out," the friend of Rachel Uchitel alleges, according to Radar.
The celebrity gossip site claims it knows the identity of the man at the center of the allegations, but has chosen not reveal his identity at this time.
Forgive us for being a little skeptical.
Uchitel says that she did not report the domestic violence case to law enforcement, because she was "in love" with the man, who she forgave.
She later split from the man, after learning he had cheated on her.
Rachel, who now lives in Los Angeles, was unavailable for comment. She is currently studying forensic investigation in Los Angeles, and she's attempting to complete a two-year master's program in forensic psychology.
"She started classes a few weeks ago and absolutely loves it," said the friend who revealed Uchitel is hoping to become a media pundit on crime.
"Rachel is following her dream."
We wish her the best.

Fashion Face-Off: Kristin Cavallari vs. AnnaLynne McCord

One of these beautiful blondes stars on 90210. The other used to star on The Hills, and has since moved on to ... dating Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler.
Both of them have us seeing red ... in a good way!
The reality star wore an Old Navy coat out and about in New York, while the actress topped a casual outfit with a red peacoat to run errands in the same city:

Muff Cabbage, Osama Bin Laden & Snooki: South Park Ridicules Jersey Shore and Then Some

Love it or hate it, you have to give South Park credit for not holding back. The Comedy Central staple spoofed Jersey Shore last night, and didn't stop there.
The writers took shots at The Real Housewives of New Jersey, as well as at famed Al-Qaeda shot-caller Osama bin Laden, who ended up being a hero of sorts.
It made for predictably funny and inapprorpiate South Park quotes as always.

South Park's guidos look almost as ridiculous as real-life ones.

In the episode, titled "New Jersey," Teresa Giudice from the RHONJ franchise is animated as the woman who likes to flip out when it comes to her family.
Snooki of Jersey Shore also got the cartoon treatment, but barely resembles a human being. Instead, she's a primitive, chain-smoking smoosh monster.
After coining the requisite new terms ("muff cabbage" ... wow), the gang decides to take a last stand against the Jerseyfication of the world. Giddy up.
Watch a clip of Snooki on South Park after the jump ...

Joe Manganiello and Audra Marie: Engaged!

True Blood star Joe Manganiello and Audra Marie, his actress/model girlfriend, are now engaged! Congratulations to the happy couple, and sorry ladies!
On vacation in Italy, the hunk popped the question to Audra Marie, who he met at a 2009 Super Bowl party, and didn't hit it off with right away.
"She wouldn't go out with me for six months," Manganiello recalled to People. "We started dating a few months before I got cast [on True Blood]."

TRUE BLOOD, TRUE LOVE: Joe Manganiello now has both!

Manganiello says Marie is "a great dresser. She's gorgeous, and she's tall. And she's sweet ... nice. And she makes crazy English breakfasts."
Marie says her man’s most appealing qualities are his "sense of humor, his work ethic and how humble he is with everything that has gone on."
Sounds like a relationship that doesn't suck! Eh, eh?

Cassie Scerbo and Doug Reinhardt: Dating!

Cassie Scerbo has decided to date Doug Reinhardt, the former star of The Hills and boyfriend of Lauren Conrad, Paris Hilton, Amanda Bynes and many, many others!
Congratulations, we guess!
A few months after his split from Hilton, Doug's hot new blonde stars on ABC Family's Make It or Break It and is head over heels for the "respectful" Reinhardt.

Cassie Scerbo is Doug Reinhardt's catch of the day.

"I've hung out with him every day since! He has a great family, and I just find him to be a really classy, great guy. He's very respectful," Cassie Scerbo gushed.
Doug Reinhardt may be kind of boring, and may not be able to hit an off-speed pitch to save his life, "He's tall and cute and I think he's a pretty good catch!"
Tens of millions from his family's frozen burrito fortune certainly help. Some guys just have all the luck. We'll give this one at least a good couple of weeks.

Octomom Scrapes Up Cash, Halts Foreclosure

Octomom made some back payments on her house and will get to stay there as a result. At least for now. Best of all, she didn't have to resort to fluffing.
The part-time bartender, garage sale purveyor, and human photo op is not out of the woods - she still owes nearly half a mill - but she earned a reprieve.
Nadya Suleman came up with two months of late payments to halt foreclosure proceedings by Amer Haddadin,the guy who owns the note on her house.

POINT, OCTO: Suleman won this round. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Amer says he halted proceedings after a "very constructive meeting" with Octo's attorneys in which they handed over a check for two months of back payments.
The Octomom foreclosure watch is still very much on, thanks to the $450,000 balloon California mortgage payment she owes. But she'll get an extension for now.
The two parties will establish a new deadline in the next few days. All good news for her, but when you may be going on welfare, your earning potential is low.
Just saying. This is gonna get ugly again.

Farrah Abraham: Teen Mom Boob Job Alert?

She's not as controversial as her out-of-control psycho co-star Amber Portwood, but Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham has been in the news a lot lately herself.
Between speaking out about Derek Underwood's death and her money problems to rumors that she's pregnant again (she's not), it's been all Farrah, all the time.
The latest report? According to Star (we know, we know), Farrah underwent a breast augmentation, a.k.a. boob job last month, taking her from an A-cup to a C-cup!

Did Farrah Abraham get a boob job?

An insider close to her says the 19-year-old mother and aspiring model went under the knife to enlarge her breast size in her home town of Council Bluffs, Iowa.
Farrah Abraham was "practically popping out of her low-cut gown" while modeling for a hair show in Denver on October 2. Which could just be the gown, but hey.
"She appears to have more upper-breast fullness,” says a Star analyst. "Her overall results are good, the implant size is proportional for her body type and frame."
Good to hear, Star. Good to hear.

Jenn Sterger Topless

This is Jenn Sterger topless. Brett Favre liked to imagine this, and for that, we can't blame him. Texting her photos of his d!ck was taking it a bit far though.

T.I. Helps Talk Jumper Off the Ledge

Oft-troubled rapper T.I. may have put lives at risk with his love of weapons, and again potentially by driving on sizzurp, but he helped save one yesterday.
The star helped talk a suicidal man off the ledge of a 22-story building in Atlanta, Ga., after listening to Ryan Cameron's Radio Show on V103 in that city.
T.I. heard about the situation - who was on top of the building where the show is based - and called to see if there was anything he could do to help out.

Thanks to none other than T.I., a troubled Atlanta man is alright.

T.I. rolled over to the building, met with police on the scene and recorded a heartfelt video message which officials then played for the man on the roof.
Apparently, he said in the video message: "Nothing is that bad. Nothing is worth taking your life. I'm here to help you. Please come down to talk to me."
After the man saw T.I.'s video, he agreed to step off the ledge ... and met T.I. in the lobby, where the two were able to talk things out. Pretty amazing.
Cops informed the radio station they will not be pressing charges against the man. Read more about the incident and T.I.'s involvement at V103's site.

Happy Birthday, Usher!

Usher turns 32 today and it isn't only fans of this hip hop artist who should send him their birthday wishes.
Anyone afflicted with a case of Bieber Fever must give thanks to this singer/producer for discovering the boy, the myth and the legend that is Justin Bieber.
It's been difficult a 18 months for Usher, as he divorced controversial wife Tameka Foster and fought of rumors of infidelity. But the abs of steel and the hit singles remained throughout these tough times and in the man's honor, we say "OMG" to this photo montage:

Brett Favre Scandal Prompts QB's Apology to Team

Embattled easily aroused quarterback Brett Favre apologized to his Minnesota Vikings teammates for the distraction the Jenn Sterger scandal has caused.
According to ESPN, Favre met with the team at their New Jersey hotel, where they are preparing for tonight's game with the Jets, his employer during the scandal.
Brett says that he'll play "lights out tonight." He's accused of texting naked photos to Jenn Sterger, then a reporter for the Jets, during his stint with that club.

Jenn Sterger: The woman at the center of the Brett Favre scandal.

Favre originally wouldn't comment on the allegations, but an NFL investigation was launched anyway. Sterger reportedly will fully cooperate with the investigation.
"We're looking at all our options now and our only concern is what's in Jenn's best interest," Phil Reese, her manager, said when asked if she is retaining counsel.
Reese also reinforced that Sterger didn't supply Deadspin with any of the evidence used in the Favre story, and the site itself admits it got it through a third party.
Favre won't address it publicly but has "no problem with talking to the commissioner" about it. He may face suspension if he really texted photos of his junk.
Little carried away, Brett? Click to enlarge these Jenn Sterger pictures and see

Lamar Odom Hires Kris Jenner as Manager

We will soon see pictures of Lamar Odom nude?
The Los Angeles Lakers power forward, and husband of Khloe Kardashian, has hired Kris Jenner to manager his entertainment career - and we all know how this reality star encourages her clients to get famous.

Sources tell TMZ the duo's "first project together [will] be his and Khloe's fragrance which is set to launch next year."

Other responsibilities for Jenner will include setting up paid appearances for Lamar, arranging endorsement deals, and, we assume, filming a sex tape between him and Khloe.

Kanye West Nude Pics: Reportedly For Sale!

From the Brett Favre scandal to the Tiger Woods sex tape and now this, it's been quite a week for unsubstantiated (or at least questionable) naked stories.
According to the always hilarious reliable Radar Online, rapper Kanye West has been caught with his pants down in a nude photo scandal! Feel the Power!
The self-snapped Kanye West pictures, showing his private parts, were reportedly sent to a number of women, and are being shopped to media outlets.

SHROUDED IN MYSTERY: Kanye West usually is. Here, however?

"These pics have been floating around since he hit so many girls up on MySpace," according to a source. "He probably sent them to many, many women."
Despite the celebrity gossip site's claim that it's seen the pics, and that they leave little to the imagination, forgive us if we're a little skeptical, will you?
Still, there's no denying that in a recent magazine interview, Kanye contemplated posing naked as part of his desire to "break every rule of hip-hop."
"It's like Björk," he said, "if she wanted to pose naked, you'd be like, 'Oh, that's Björk.' But if I want to, people would draw all type of things into it."
Always contemplative, West continued, "I definitely feel like, in the next however many years, if I work out for two months, that I'll pose naked."
The question is whether he followed through on that claim early!