Justin Bieber Under Investigation For Assault

Justin Bieber is being investigated for an assault by Canadian authorities. The investigation seems like a total waste of time, at least if a staffer from the facility is telling the truth.

Some 12 year old and his father are claiming that Bieber assaulted his son during a game of taser tag.

Supposedly, this is how it went down. This is according to the account of laser tag staffer. He was cornered by a group of boys during the game. In an effort to get away he ran away and accidentally hit the kid. The boy had no visible injuries. The boy’s father called in the complaint.

The Richmond, British Columbia police are investigating the incident. Again, it seems like much ado about nothing. Perhaps this is a case of someone looking to make a little bit, or a lot, of money by making a bogus claim.

Hopefully, everything gets dropped and Bieber considers this a lesson learned. There are people, actually opportunist, out there looking for a pay day, so beware!

Jessica Simpson Dumped…. By Long Time Stylist

Jessica Simpson has reportedly been dumped by her long time stylist, Ken Paves. The duo had been essentially inseparable for the last few years.
He became more then her hair dresser. He also became her best friend picking up the pieces after her string of failed relationships.
Well, it looks like he is tired of the arrangement. Supposedly, he was fed up with Simpson’s pattern of falling hard for a guy, ignoring him and then coming back around after things go south.
Though the two have separated personally, there is no word on whether or not they will be breaking up professionally. The two developed a line of hair extensions together. Poor Jessica! I so hope that her and Nick get back together. I still think that he is the “one.”

Snooki Working With ‘Po-Po’ to Finish Community Service

Snooki, of New Jersey Shore fame, has just finished the community service obligations assigned her after she was busted for disturbing the peace.
Many of you probably remember seeing her in handcuffs being carted off the beach. For her indiscretion, she was sentenced to 2 days of community service and forced to pay a fine of $533.
She will be working aside the “men in blue.” Snooki will be doing her customer service at the Seaside Heights police station and is slated to perform a plethora of duties, including vacuuming, clerical work filing and cleaning up.
Overall, two days of community service isn’t bad. $533 also shouldn’t be a problem for Snook these days, considering how much she and her cast mates are getting paid these days. However, she should consider cutting back on her drinking, tanning and bad behavior.
She is putting herself at risk and endangering her well being. Even though Snooki is a bit wild, she does seem really sweet. I hope nothing bad happens to her. Hopefully, she will consider this a lesson learned.

Patti From ‘Matchmaker’ Loses Co-Star

Patti Stanger, the star of ‘Millionaire Matchmaker,’ a show that appears on the Bravo network is losing one her her sidekicks. This seems to be a trend in reality television these days. Recently, Rachel Zoe, from the ‘Rachel Zoe Project” saw two of her assistants bolt from the show.
Maybe it’s a curse akin to the one that seems to target married couples. Married couples tend to break up after having their lives chronicled on realty tv. Well, anyhoo, back to the topic.
Patti Stanger’s assistant, Chelsea Autumn, has decided to leave the show and start-up a matchmaking agency of her own. She had worked with Stanger for nearly a decade, 8 years to be exact. Her new company will reportedly go by the name, ‘Queen of Hearts.”
Autumn is leaving the show because allegedly, Stanger abused her and gave her only minimal credit for her work. Her (Autumn’s) rep suggests that she may even receive her own show. Hmm, interesting. I applaud anyone who gets out of an “abusive” relationship.
If this is what she had been enduring for 8 years, I’m glad that she is getting out. However, I’m not too sure if I would watch her show. Patti’s show, on the otherhand, I can’t get enough of. She definitely has a television personality. Her show is always entertaing. I enjoyed Autumn too, alongside Patti, but I’m not sure if I would enjoy her show on its on.

Pauly D Won’t Do Celebrity Apprentice

Pauly D, of Jersey Shore fame, has turned an invitation by “the Donald” to appear on his reality television show, “Celebrity Apprentice.” Pauly D may have turned down the invite for numerous reasons.

He probably didn’t want to get embarrassed on national television. More people should follow this example and stay off of television shows that promise to bring embarrassment, and shame as well as those that will put them in a negative light.

Another reason why Pauly D may have said no is because he reportedly has been awarded a New Jersey spin-off show. According to sources close to the situation (not The Situation), he has already began filming. No word on what the show will be called or what it will be about.

“Celebrity Apprentice” rebounded pretty nicely. Even though they were turned down by Pauly D, they managed to fill his spot with the King of Crunk and perhaps Gangsta Grills, Lil Jon. Well, “Okayyyyyy!”